Because I am between monumental tasks of a tedious nature, here are some of the signs and other wordings around town that made me think twice over the past two months, presented for your amusement.
|Door in Pike Place Market that made me think,|
well, don't all doors do this? They open, they
close. Why don't all doors have this sign? It is
what doors are meant to do, after all.
Or else they'd be walls.
|Sign at Green Lake, which may need to be renamed|
"Practical Joke Acres." Beware of banana peels on path,
clowns with seltzer bottles, and randomly flung pies.
|A note found in the dog's water bowl, placed there by|
resident stupidhead Django the Art Cat. And it's not even
true. He's got claws. He's got fangs.
|If you can't get the owners to cooperate,|
perhaps it's best to go directly to the dogs.
|We were driving behind this great big dump truck, and|
you know what? We're a lot smaller. We wouldn't even
think of shoving the dump truck.
|What more can one say? I love the fact that this bumper sticker|
happens to be on a car called a Cougar. This is one tough grandma.